Bad Temper of the Loquat Sprouted on My Brow

Ohayou minna!! kali ini saya mau bagi info salah satu lagu VY2 nih!! Judulnya Bad Temper of the Loquat Sprouted on My Brow. Musik dan liriknya di aransemen oleh Ieno Urade Manbouga Shinderu-P. Sedangkan illustrasi videonya dibuat oleh Manbou no Ane. Tema lagu ini adalah seseorang (VY2) yang memiliki penyakit aneh, yaitu tumbuh tumbuhan dari dahinya *emang ada ya penyakit kayak gitu?*.

Dari temanya aja, udah ketahuan banget kalo lagunya pasti kocak!! Videonya juga, mendukung banget!! Mungkin, kalo ada yang lagi bete, setelah mendengar lagunya dan menonton videonya, bisa langsung lupa sama hal-hal yang ngebetein deh!! 

Kalo penasaran sama videonya, lihat dibawah ini.

Berikut romaji + translate lyric dari Bad Temper of the Loquat Sprouted on My Brow

Romaji :

odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta 

saisho kara imashita mitai na taido de haeta 

muyami ni nuku no mo osoroshiku 

isha ni iku no mo hazukashii

biwa no omomi de temoto ga kurui 

katamayu o soriotoshite shimatta toki 

namidame ni naru ore o yoso ni 

bakuhatsuteki ni nobihajimeta

kanashindara kareru kara waratte sakasetsuzukeru to ka 

sonna settei ni shite ii hanashi mitai ni shiro yo 

hekonde'ru toki ni kagitte tawawa ni minotte'n ja nee yo 

ore no ke no ryou to hanpirei suru ki ka yo kono yarou

odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta 

sofu no dai kara koko mitai na taido de haeta 

nete'ru toki ni wa nobinai no ni 

okite mite'ru toki ni nobiru

me no mae ni te shigeriyuku biwa ni 

tsui ni josouzai o sanpu shita no da ga 

yudan shite ita suufungo 

koukai suru koto ni naru no da

nagarete kita shizuku ga choudo me ni ochite kuru you na 

ichi ni eda ga nobite kite'ru shanpuu hatto ga kakasenai 

nekorondara yuka ni tarete tatami ga kusatte yuku 

shikata naku arainagashitara sono mizu de mata sodatta

gyakute ni toru 

ochikomu to sodatsu no nara 

waraeba kareru hazu 

kurae ore no daibakushou

migiwaki kara nihonme haeta warau to fueru to ka aho ka 

shikamo eda ga sasaru kara migiwaki ga shimerarenai 

sasuga ni mou inochi no kiki da hyakujuukyuu ban ni kooru 

kyuukyuusha touchaku made no aida ni kirei ni nuketa

aa--!!!!!!!!! 

aa--!!!!!!!!!

Translate : 

A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead, 

acting as though it has always been there. 

I'm scared of trying to pluck it recklessly, 

and I'm also too embarrassed to go see a doctor.

When I, due to my new-found clumsiness caused by the heavy loquat, 

accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows, 

the loquat, indifferent to my suffering and tears, 

began to lengthen explosively.

Come on, please let this be a nice story where 

when I'm sad it will wilt and when I'm happy it will grow. 

Don't you dare flaunt your fruits whenever I'm depressed. 

Are you trying to be inversely proportional to the amount of my hair? You bastard!

A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead, 

acting as though it has been there since my grandfather's generation. 

It doesn't grow when I'm sleeping, 

but as soon as I wake up and look at it, it'll be growing.

Onto the loquat that's prospering in front of my eyes, 

I decided to spray some herbicide. 

A few minutes after I thought it was all over, 

I came to regret my action.

The loquat tree has sprouted a new branch in a location such that 

the drops of fluid would drip right into my eye. I'll need a shower hat. 

When I turn in my sleep, it would drip onto the tatami and make it rot. 

Finally, I decided to wash it with water, which nurtured the loquat back to life.

I'll have to try the opposite approach. 

If it grows when I'm in a slump, 

then it should wilt when I laugh. 

Try my roars of laughter on for size.

A second tree has grown out of my right armpit, and it grows when I laugh. Seriously?! 

On top of that, I can no longer put my right arm down because of the sharp branches. 

This is now a life-threatening exigency, so I called for an ambulance. 

But when the ambulance arrived, I had already completely removed the loquat.

Aah-!!!!!!!!! 

Aah-!!!!!!!!!

Sekian dari saya. Semoga bermanfaat dan dapat menambah wawasan kalian tentang Vocaloid *lho?* BYEEE!!!